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★☆☆☆☆
This place is a disaster in every possible way. First off, the bouncer had the personality of a wet mop and acted like he was guarding the gates of heaven. Once inside, I was greeted by a stench that can only be described as a mix of stale beer, sweat, and desperation. The floor was so sticky it felt like I was walking on a glue trap.
The music was an assault on the ears—an obnoxious mix of generic beats and bass that made my head throb, not that you'd know, considering the sound system was so bad it made a $5 speaker from a gas station sound like a concert hall. Speaking of concerts, the DJ seemed to be having one in his head because whatever he was playing sure wasn't anything anyone wanted to dance to.
The crowd was equally depressing. It felt like I'd stumbled into a convention for the socially inept, with a mix of overly aggressive creeps and people who looked like they hadn't seen daylight in years. Drinks were overpriced and watered down to the point where I wondered if they were actually serving tap water with a dash of food coloring.
The bartenders moved with the speed of a snail on vacation, and the bathrooms were something out of a horror movie—think overflowing toilets, unidentifiable stains, and a smell that could knock you out cold.
To top it all off, I left with my wallet lighter, my ears ringing, and a deep sense of regret that I had wasted my time and money in this hellhole. Do yourself a favor: avoid this place like the plague.
The music was an assault on the ears—an obnoxious mix of generic beats and bass that made my head throb, not that you'd know, considering the sound system was so bad it made a $5 speaker from a gas station sound like a concert hall. Speaking of concerts, the DJ seemed to be having one in his head because whatever he was playing sure wasn't anything anyone wanted to dance to.
The crowd was equally depressing. It felt like I'd stumbled into a convention for the socially inept, with a mix of overly aggressive creeps and people who looked like they hadn't seen daylight in years. Drinks were overpriced and watered down to the point where I wondered if they were actually serving tap water with a dash of food coloring.
The bartenders moved with the speed of a snail on vacation, and the bathrooms were something out of a horror movie—think overflowing toilets, unidentifiable stains, and a smell that could knock you out cold.
To top it all off, I left with my wallet lighter, my ears ringing, and a deep sense of regret that I had wasted my time and money in this hellhole. Do yourself a favor: avoid this place like the plague.
★☆☆☆☆
The evening was just horrible on the Insta are wrong prices the drinks are overpriced 15€ for a vodka-e. In addition, I was attacked by a woman because I bumped into her boyfriend, she hit me and went to my trowel. The bouncer did not undertake simply no security because the woman also after that several times to me and only then was intervened. End of the story I had to leave because hardly any English is spoken there and you simply have no chance to tell my version.
★☆☆☆☆
The club was completely empty at 2am and the prices were ridiculous. We paid 20 euros for 2 drinks and when we wanted to leave because their beer tap wasn’t working, they wouldn’t give us our money back for unused drink tickets. Overall, it was boring and a waste of money.
★☆☆☆☆
If I could, I’d rate it -100000. Save yourselves the trouble and do not come here. This place is a scam, terrible treatment and fraudulent. Besides stealing your money and not returning it, they’ll attack you when you ask for the money back. We have an open case with the police against this establishment for fraud (they stole 500€) as well as aggression and abuse by the hands of the owner, no less, who is very comfortable threatening and slapping girls when asking for our money back.
Do not come unless you’re fine with getting robbed, attacked and verbally berated. Worst experience of my entire life in a club.
Do not come unless you’re fine with getting robbed, attacked and verbally berated. Worst experience of my entire life in a club.
★☆☆☆☆
Absolutely horrible place ! DO NOT GO HERE! We called to book a table for my friend’s bachelorette party and they told us we must pay online because it will be fully booked! We ended up paying more than 500€ and when we got here it was so empty. When we asked for a refund, the boss can outside and was yelling at our friend group and pushed my friend and we called the cops. So so inconsiderate and false advertising!! DONOT COME HERE
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ℹ️ Details
Avenida Tivoli Casino de Vilamoura Discoteca Dice Club, 8125-410 Vilamoura, Portugal
Disco club
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🕐 Opening Hours
| Monday | Closed |
| Tuesday | Closed |
| Wednesday | Closed |
| Thursday | Closed |
| Friday | 12–7:30 AM |
| Saturday | 12–7:30 AM |
| Sunday | Closed |